Now that Martin Bashir has left the “lean forward” network, it’s time for a support group for the men who made sure the “M” in MSNBC stands for “misogyny.”

The support group for Bashir, Alec Baldwin and Keith Olbermann will be like a knitting circle, only with more human-hair yarn. And woman-skin appliqués.

But it’s a very exclusive support group. Not just anyone can join the club.