Out: Black Friday. In: Black and Blue Friday. Because really, aren’t mobs of bloodthirsty shoppers the reason for the season?

https://twitter.com/EuinnQsche/status/405081324295184384

https://twitter.com/JESSEXY51/status/404660473242460160

Some spectators don’t want to be right in the middle of the action, but are still up for a little traditional Thanksgiving week fisticuffs.

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