Better question: Do we want to know why people are chattering about “leftover labia”? 

Oh, we will, sir. We most definitely will. Some days we love Twitter. And others? Kill. It. With. Fire.

If you’re out of the leftover labia loop, here’s the deal: Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner, Sydney Leathers, is reportedly auctioning off her “leftover labia” after plastic surgery to neaten things up for her blossoming porn career. (Are there any lengths we won’t go to for our readers?)

According to TMZ, she’ll be “encasing it in lucite.”

Leathers’ leftover labia in lucite. Is it too early to start drinking?

But people aren’t just gasping and gagging. There’s advice to be found on these here Twitters: