As Twitchy reported, an increasingly desperate President Obama attempted to use an Organizing for Action conference call to deputize supporters as Obamacare pitchmen. Keyword: “Attempted.”

The Caucus collected some of the frustrated messages from OFA’s chat room:

“I can’t hear any audio?”

“Is everyone getting the ‘reconnecting’ message?”

“I did refresh twice — still no sound.”

“WHERES THE SOUND YO?”

One supporter pleaded, “Don’t tell me there are troubles with this live event like there were with the Obamacare website!!!!!”

Those who could hear the call learned from President Pinocchio that “more than 100 million Americans” have already enrolled in new health insurance plans. 100 million! Snort!

Unreal and bizarre padding of the numbers is just about the only way the insurance salesman in chief is going to hit his quota. Here’s the devastating truth:

Boom!