Oh, you know, the usual. BREAKING: Gov. Chris Christie is a Republican fatty fat made of fatty fats.

The elephant thing took us a minute, but … oh, wait, no it didn’t. Could Time at least shoot for funny fat jokes? The answer is no.

And if a conservative publication published that cover with a Democrat’s image?

Confirmed: The next three years are going to be insufferable.

So, can someone help us out? When is “fat-shaming” OK?

https://twitter.com/llondo/status/398440590875951104

Oh, wait, Michael Moore isn’t a Republican. Never mind.

https://twitter.com/presjpolk/status/398451583043661824

Let’s let Dana Perino close this one out:

Heh.