Shocker! Nanny Bloomberg’s office is solidly behind the FDA’s plan to force the food industry to phase out all trans fats.

Sorry … the FDA’s plan to “target” trans fats.

Delicious, none-of-your-effing-business trans fats.

Fortunately it appears your Crisco is safe … for now. Your freedom of choice? Not so much.

https://twitter.com/TurdBurglestein/status/398473793884020736

https://twitter.com/bjosephcarroll/status/398482517126168576

https://twitter.com/GaltsGirl/status/398472307519152130

https://twitter.com/repub9989/status/398481040538599424

https://twitter.com/Matt_Given/status/398473353939283969

Here’s an idea that’ll never fly: