Ya think? From skyrocketing premiums to canceled insurance policies to lost doctors to website “glitches,” the utterly disastrous Obamacare rollout has brought misery into millions of American homes. But, y’know, there’s “no excuse,” says HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, so whatever.

Remember what Sebelius said on a hot mic during her testimony last week: “Don’t do this to me.” Me. Me. ME.

Five weeks? Fixed it for ya:

More on Sebelius’ Wednesday testimony before the Senate Finance Committee:

Shorter Sebelius: ‘Delaying ACA will KILL people.’ Oh yeah? ‘Tell that to Edie Littlefield Sundby’

‘Whatever!’ Sebelius: Knew of fed O-care website security risks in AUGUST; Launched anyway