Yes, Chris, you were.

Nothing is as scary as when Chris dressed as a giant baby. Terrifying.

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Someone hold us!

Oh, and in case you’re wondering:

We need a palate cleanser or two:

I am beyond giddy that my Maleficent hair arrived today.

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#TBT When my parents dressed me up as a drunk hobo.

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