This video of a live-chat session has to be seen to be believed. If you scripted a parody with the same quotes, you’d be told it was too over the top. But according to the House GOP Conference, this actually happened.

No, really. Partial transcript:

[09:40:10 am]: Adrian: You have no way to assist those that ask for help?

[09:40:24 am]: Dean: Don’t run with sissors

Oh, and “don’t lose your sanity.”

[09:35:43 am]: Dean: Don’t lose your sanity over this website. Try it. If it doesn’t work, walk away. Try it tomorrow.

Watch the whole mind-boggling thing or read the transcript.

Darn “glitches”!

Don’t forget: You can also try the site during “off peek” hours.