According to Twitter users, Michelle Obama incense is a thing that actual people buy with actual dollars. Too good to check (but we did, and it really does appear to exist).

Don’t mock — it has its uses.

You can also watch hope go up in smoke with your very own Barack Obama incense.

Obama. Incense. What was that we heard? “It’s not a cult”?

Obama scented incense for my (political) ladies

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Obama scented incense! Just in case you…. Uhhh…. Actually, no. Theres no reason for this.

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OK, we kinda want to know what it smells like.

Get some for your Obama altar before supplies run out!