According to Twitter users, Michelle Obama incense is a thing that actual people buy with actual dollars. Too good to check (but we did, and it really does appear to exist).
Michelle Obama got incense though?lol pic.twitter.com/jse491pbLm
— ▲❍▼❏ (@MoRuf88) October 18, 2013
Wtf……..Michelle Obama incense?! So what illuminati spreading throughout ya house? pic.twitter.com/RjShcd0jjz
— coronita (@jessputaskii) August 8, 2013
— Lee Williams (-_-) (@FarGone2Bold) June 15, 2013
Don’t mock — it has its uses.
You can also watch hope go up in smoke with your very own Barack Obama incense.
Obama. Incense. What was that we heard? “It’s not a cult”?
Obama scented incense! Just in case you…. Uhhh…. Actually, no. Theres no reason for this. http://t.co/t8sevPeFUu
— MC Crumbsnatcher (@MCCrumbsnatcher) October 3, 2013
What is this world coming too, Obama sented incense… pic.twitter.com/F90NhPS7LR
— autumn (@AutumnBaker11) August 25, 2013
OK, we kinda want to know what it smells like.
just got an Obama scented incense stick, it smells like a mix of a burning bill of rights and failure.
— Tyler Wunsch (@tyleezy03) October 16, 2013
Obama incense. Smells like failure. pic.twitter.com/1tRkkhgp54
— WisconsinRepublican (@RepubGirlRantz) September 30, 2013
Get some for your Obama altar before supplies run out!