Need some tired, regurgitated left-wing talking points about the oh-so-racist Tea Party? Ignorant professional wrestler Kevin Nash at your service!

Yes, the Tea Party will totally “revisit slavery” just as soon as it bans birth control, outlaws tampons and emerges victorious from its dastardly War on Women. Smart take.

Don’t believe your lyin’ eyes. That worldwide wrestler and policy wonk is talking some “common sense!”

It didn’t take long for conservative actor Nick Searcy to enter the ring for a memorably brutal smackdown.

And then Nash prepared to lumber away while muttering incoherent liberal nonsense.

And when we say incoherent …

Er … what?

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/390756123927515136

Waaaahhhhh:

Surprise:

So Nash didn’t have much to say, which is too bad, because he really is rather eloquent and insightful about politics. Flashback: