What a giver.

Progressives of Pallor spokesman and actor Matthew Modine descended from the heavens on Tuesday to decree that henceforth, all Hispanic baseball players shall speak loudly for immigration reform. Because why should Hispanic ballplayers think for themselves? They have Master Modine to do that pesky thinking on their behalf.

The clueless and ignorant Modine also linked to “To Kill an American,” his short film about … wait for it … American diversity.

Coexist! Unless your politics don’t match his stereotype. In that case, shaddup, he explained.


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