Cringe-worthy buffoonery courtesy of former Obama adviser David Plouffe.

More than 14 hours after Sen. Ted Cruz read “Green Eggs and Ham” to his daughters from the Senate floor, Plouffe finally came up with something to tweet. Something hilariously pitiful.

Yes, really! Like Piers Morgan, Plouffe doesn’t quite get the whole real-time nature of Twitter. Responses, however, came in minutes.

Plouffe’s horrendous poetry even lost some of those who agree with his message, like this member of Team Cory Booker:

Since conservatives are such givers, they had some advice for Plouffe:

And a beautiful win to close things out: