Did anyone really expect us to resist a pitch that mentioned Oprah’s penis dress?
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) September 6, 2013
We’re only human!
Back in the 80s, ex-chef Paul Charles Dozsa had a thing for “succulent” and expensive meals. Paying for those meals? Not so much.
Thankfully, the Internet never forgets. Behold the most gentlemanly drunken dine-and-dash arrest evah!
this is the best thing I've ever seen, "a succulent Chinese meal" haha http://t.co/EEl8XMI7vM
— Adam Heath (@adamheath) September 6, 2013
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest…. What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ah, yes. I see that you know your judo well. All right. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare … get your hands off me. Ta ta and farewell!
— Richard Harold (@trickydicky81) September 5, 2013
''And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis.'' Lmfaooooooo
— My Name is My Name (@jarnz_) September 6, 2013
Still chuckling at this!
'The most gentlemanly arrest ever!'http://t.co/0hxaW3iezC
— Tom Shaw (@SirTomShaw) September 7, 2013
Mr. Dozsa reportedly died in 2003, but the inspiration lives on:
I want to be this eloquent when I get arrestedhttp://t.co/2vU3cbwhrd
— Paul Martin (@paulmartin2012) September 7, 2013