The Labor Party in Australia had its arse handed to it on Saturday, with a conservative Liberal-National coalition installing Tony Abbott as the new prime minister.

So you know what that means? War on Women, natch.

In a campaign speech, the Labor Party’s Kevin Rudd insisted a conservative-run Australia would be “a cocktail of the 1950s (and television shows) ‘Upstairs Downstairs’ and ‘Downton Abbey’.” Let the melodramatic hand-wringing begin!

We’re going with “amused.”

The George W. Bush comparisons are also out in full force. Shocking, we know.

Oh noes! Not the “DECEPTIVE BUSH CLONE!”

Hat tip: Jessica