One year ago, Clint Eastwood inspired the #Eastwooding trend at the Republican National Convention.

To mark the occasion, President … Kerry delivered prepared remarks on Syria.

Chair: Still empty.

Look, the president has priorities, OK?

The speech had a decidedly familiar ring, complete with a “let me be clear” tossed in.

So, what happened when Kerry addressed the American people?

Secretary Kerry would like you know that we know a lot of knowns that are known. Y’know?

But never mind what we “know.”

Hold on. The president will kinda, sorta talk about this Syria stuff today. To “some extent.” And it will be during a photo op, natch.

Sorry, lapdogs. No live broadcasting.