An unconfirmed 2014 calendar photo of Peter Jackson’s vision of shape-shifting “Hobbit” character Beorn in human form is circulating this weekend, and the consensus seems to be, “WTH?” Joe Dirt, is that you?

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Is he a porcupine? Is that a skunk on his head? A mullet? A mull-hawk? The Twitterverse demands answers.

https://twitter.com/Cuthalions/status/365946219857588224

https://twitter.com/Cuthalions/status/365946513991548928

https://twitter.com/Cuthalions/status/365946715318128640

https://twitter.com/maaahla/status/365990163014356993

https://twitter.com/thrandelion/status/365962128517111809

Hey, Richard Marx, can we get a ruling on this?