The horror! We’re still half-blind after Geraldo shared his half-naked selfie and now he’s tweeting about road rash? While our very souls are screaming, “No pics. NO PICS,” others are hopping aboard the Geraldo-enabling train.
@GeraldoRivera What? No road rash pix?
— DaddyChaCha (@daddy_chacha) July 25, 2013
I really hope he takes a half-naked selfie of said road rash. https://t.co/siJGiZsnqZ
— Paul Szoldra (@PaulSzoldra) July 25, 2013
@GeraldoRivera post road rash selfie
— NYC Infidel (@NYC_Infidel) July 25, 2013
I DEMAND A NAKED ROAD RASH SELFIE! “@GeraldoRivera: Dumped the Harley at a busy intersection-bent handlebars. Recovering from bad road rash”
— John M. (@WhatJohnThinks) July 25, 2013
No. Just no.
70 is still not the new 50 and road rash selfies are not the new sideways semi-nudes.
@GeraldoRivera I speak for all of America when I say we do not, under any circumstances, want a selfie of that rash. Keep it private, pls.
— #NeverTrump (@RedGalBlueState) July 25, 2013
@GeraldoRivera for the love of God, just don't tweet the rash!
— Jimmy Taylor (@JimmyFromPhilly) July 25, 2013
Wishing speedy recovery & NO pic, please. MT- @GeraldoRivera: dumped the Harley -bent the handlebars. Recovering from bad case of road rash
— Paul Muzopappa (@PaulMuzopappa) July 25, 2013
@GeraldoRivera Please don't post a selfie of the road rash. For the love of all that is holy, please don't.
— Chris Doyon (@nilbog3000) July 25, 2013
@GeraldoRivera maybe try riding with more than just a towel…
— Hwy2Hel (@RonLiddell) July 25, 2013
— DJ Kev (@djkev4) July 25, 2013