The horror! We’re still half-blind after Geraldo shared his half-naked selfie and now he’s tweeting about road rash? While our very souls are screaming, “No pics. NO PICS,” others are hopping aboard the Geraldo-enabling train.

No. Just no.

70 is still not the new 50 and road rash selfies are not the new sideways semi-nudes.

Exit advice:

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