The news cycle isn’t complete without The Iron Sheik putting the headlines in a camel-clutch. It’s the old country way!

Here’s his Instagram video summing up the news about Anthony Weiner’s apparent alter ego, Carlos Danger.

Fuck the Carlos Danger

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That was almost melodic for a moment in the middle! New ringtone, anyone?

Sheikie also weighed in on the birth of the royal baby, natch.

Pray that we never find out!

As for Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, suspended for using PEDs, the Sheik verdict is in:

And that’s why …

Editor’s note: The title has been amended to fix a typo.

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