The news cycle isn’t complete without The Iron Sheik putting the headlines in a camel-clutch. It’s the old country way!

Here’s his Instagram video summing up the news about Anthony Weiner’s apparent alter ego, Carlos Danger.

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Fuck the Carlos Danger

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That was almost melodic for a moment in the middle! New ringtone, anyone?

Sheikie also weighed in on the birth of the royal baby, natch.

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/359420371486773252

Pray that we never find out!

As for Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, suspended for using PEDs, the Sheik verdict is in:

And that’s why …

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/360065782421524480

Editor’s note: The title has been amended to fix a typo.