Hey, just because Geraldo’s horrifying sideways topless selfie single-handedly created a permanent market for eye bleach doesn’t mean all Fox News selfies are the stuff of nightmares. Some Twitter users have a fevah and the only cure is a James Rosen selfie.


Sorry, ladies. As Geraldo’s threat of another geriatric semi-nude hangs menacingly in the air, you’ll have to find your palate cleanser elsewhere.

The weaponized selfie? Nah:


OK, so what about Fox correspondents Rick Leventhal and Mike Tobin?

Leventhal retweeted that tweet, but is otherwise keeping mum for now. Tobin, on the other hand, is all in, baby!

Oh my!

And we’ll always have Jasper Perino.

Our thoughts and prayers remain with the hardest-hit victim of Geraldo’s late-night horror show.


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