Enraged Ja-harpies screeched in fury when courtroom artists didn’t make Dzhokhar Tsarnaev look hot enough. The terror groupies buried their faces in their bunk-bed pillows when Rolling Stone’s terror pin-up just wasn’t as dreamy as they’d hoped. But these deranged mutants finally have something that royally pleases them:

https://twitter.com/mykaylaSbelieve/statuses/359396663946780672

https://twitter.com/boojahar/status/359395768928452608

https://twitter.com/Amy79211121/status/359681743361552384

https://twitter.com/jawariamazhar/status/359461206412640256

https://twitter.com/T_sarnaev/status/359396723652698112

It’s not just a coincidence; It’s a sign.

But a sign of what?

https://twitter.com/Daedra_Queen/status/359463052959170560

Others didn’t bother trying to tie the accused bomber to royalty. He’s royal enough in their eyes.

happy-birthday-jahar

https://twitter.com/jahar__tsar/status/359465566760734721

https://twitter.com/FreedomDzhokhar/status/359090734802038784

https://twitter.com/shaunaafentonn/status/359248785286770688

https://twitter.com/LeedaOsman/status/359155476610564097

https://twitter.com/iamamaree/status/359197871708454913

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