Enraged Ja-harpies screeched in fury when courtroom artists didn’t make Dzhokhar Tsarnaev look hot enough. The terror groupies buried their faces in their bunk-bed pillows when Rolling Stone’s terror pin-up just wasn’t as dreamy as they’d hoped. But these deranged mutants finally have something that royally pleases them:
It’s not just a coincidence; It’s a sign.
The royal baby shares the same birthday as jahar it's a sign
— . (@jtma06) July 22, 2013
But a sign of what?
Others didn’t bother trying to tie the accused bomber to royalty. He’s royal enough in their eyes.
Happy Birthday @J_tsar
— FreeDzhokharTsarnaev (@Dzh15) July 22, 2013