Hey, guys, forget all about Chris Brown being a verminous woman-beating lowlife (and rotten singer). He’s a self-described “inspiration” with moral obligations and stuff. He “lets go of grudges” (usually by pummeling a woman) and he’s all about love and unity.

Brown might not care to mention his moral obligation to keep his fists to himself, but that’s what Twitter is for.



Fixed it for you, Chris:


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