Er …

Will he make the move? The answer? All. Night. Long.

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Bow chicka?

Whoa, let’s give these two some privacy before this gets into not-safe-for-work territory.

Actual quote from an article in the Daily Mail:

And another from a 9News article about the randy moose:

Now this young bull moose knows how the infatuated media feel when snubbed by President BoyfriendUnrequited love hurts.