We’re guessing it didn’t occur to you to wonder what MSNBC’s Touré was up to on Memorial Day. But his holiday plans were so hilariously pitiful, we have to share.
https://twitter.com/Toure/status/339164252063531008
Yes, he was busy obsessing over Mitt Romney. Still.
Obssessed much? #lame MT @Toure: I guarantee you even Mitt's many millions can't sooth the pain of not winning the Presidency.
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) May 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy/status/339180853827604481
https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/339181467622047744
Looks like Mitt is spending the holiday weekend rent free in @Toure's head. @instapundit
— Dead Buffalo (@DeadBuffaloBlog) May 28, 2013
Touré even humiliated himself by responding to his own pathetic tweet with an even sadder self-retweet.
https://twitter.com/Toure/status/339165861006954497
https://twitter.com/Toure/status/339166414868987906
@yesnicksearcy @Toure Maybe I'm crazy, isn't it "soothe"???!!! Let me know if I'm wrong!
— Sara (@McKinnonsMom) May 28, 2013
Let’s let “Justified” costar Nick Searcy answer that one.
https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy/status/339248907303403520
Forsooth!
But wait … there’s more!
https://twitter.com/Toure/status/339167478393470976
Since we’re playing this game, any guesses what Mitt Romney was (or wasn’t) up to on Memorial Day?
He’s definitely not wondering if a plane hit the Pentagon on 9/11. RT @Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— RBe (@RBPundit) May 28, 2013
Yes, that’s really Touré’s thing.
Not being a 9/11 Truther. So he's got a leg-up on you. RT: @Toure Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) May 28, 2013
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He's probably not trying to prosecute journalists for doing their jobs. RT @Toure Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— JimDelRey #ChiComDelendaEst (@JimDelRey) May 28, 2013
“@Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.” Not wondering what you're doing
— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) May 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/francolimentani/status/339166389099171840
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/339171086006644736
https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/339166903530577921
https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/339169201635868672
Not reading your parents' emails. RT @Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— SmokeNMirrors71 (@SmokeNMirrors71) May 27, 2013
Celebrating others success, not mocking it. RT @Toure Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— James Humphreys ?? (@BPratto) May 28, 2013
Something for someone in need and not asking anything in return. You can't relate. RT @Toure: Wonder what Mitt's doing right now.
— Pouncing Coder Brad (@bradcundiff) May 27, 2013
While Romney lives rent-free in Touré’s head, Touré is making himself at home in Cuckooville.
https://twitter.com/Toure/status/339167659297996801
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