http://twitter.com/DRUDGE/statuses/334270742143328256
The Associated Press sucked up to the school bully and was shocked to find itself stuffed into a locker.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 13, 2013
The news that the Justice Department secretly collected two months of AP reporters’ phone records raised ire on the Left and the Right about political intimidation and freedom of the press. But at the same time, conservatives couldn’t help enjoying the sweet, sweet taste of lapdog tears.
How do you like President Boyfriend now, AP?
Right now @AP reporters are ripping up the back of their notebooks where they daydreamingly wrote ❤ Mrs. AP Obama ❤
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) May 13, 2013
Bet those White House donuts are repeating on you today, huh?
@AP those better have been the best fucking donuts you ever had.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 13, 2013
The AP expected a "relationship" with a man who had a composite girlfriend?
— Keith Burgin (@KeithBurgin) May 14, 2013
@DavidLimbaugh That's what happens when you date jackwagons. They'll turn on you eventually. AP shoulda known better than to date Obama.
— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) May 14, 2013
Jay Carney: "C'mon, those AP phone records were from 2012. That's like a billion years ago."
— Blaknsam (@Blaknsam) May 13, 2013
They told me if I voted for Romney the President would wiretap the home phones of 100 AP journalists — and they were right!
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) May 13, 2013
Look @AP, Obama is only seeking reasonable restrictions on the First Amendment.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 13, 2013
Hi @AP – See what sucking up to Obama got you? He didn't even leave money on the dresser.
— John Nolte (@NolteNC) May 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/ChuckCJohnson/statuses/334074304046198785
Remember when the @AP only considered issues like binders full of women and a dog on the roof of a car legitimate political scandals?
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) May 14, 2013
NOTE: The AP Style Guide just changed the term "bugging phones" to "AP-ing phones"
— Matthew Naugle (@MattNaugle) May 13, 2013
Don't worry AP, the Feds were just listening for tips on how to make stylistic edits.
— Matt Cover (@MattCover) May 13, 2013
I guess technically this means #AP reporters were using Obama Phones.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 13, 2013
Perfect!
Dear AP: Toldja so! Love, Conservatives.
Hi, @AP, elections have consequences.
— Craigé Schmuckatelli (@CraigR3521) May 13, 2013
Re. DOJ snooping on AP: Media lapdogs finally wising up to Obama #CultureofCorruption, now reaping what they’ve sown.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 13, 2013
I too have NO sympathy for @AP because this is how you get treated when you are in POTUS' pocket => http://t.co/ixiNll6suz #tcot
— Rick (@StrokesofCandor) May 13, 2013
Dear @AP: welcome to the club. Don't expect a whole lot of sympathy from our side though. He's your dude. #caring
— Allan TFH/RoEL/VLR (@allanbourdius) May 13, 2013
@AP Hi there, how does it feel to be targeted like we conservatives have been? You were willing accomplice still got screwed over.
— Estee Hart (@EstherH49) May 13, 2013
Wait for it, AP. Just wait:
BREAKING: Eric Holder claims a YouTube video caused the spontaneous, absolutely not pre-planned surveillance of the @AP.
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) May 14, 2013
Could NBC be next? Nah:
The DOJ didn't spy on NBC reporters' phone records since they voluntarily forward them to the White House.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 13, 2013