Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs: Biden endorses chocolate ammo; What #IfGunsShotChocolate?

BREAKING: Joe Biden endorses guns that shoot deadly chocolate, or something. http://t.co/MONtxwZUK1

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) May 14, 2013

.@VP Biden to 7-yo: "If we had guns thats shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier." pic.twitter.com/EfNFfm1gEo

— Liam (@LiamNee) May 14, 2013

Oh Joe. RT @michellemalkin: Joe Biden endorses chocolate bullets==> https://t.co/PRWBuqp8se

— Heather (@hmfearny) May 14, 2013

I can't stop laughing,he really said thisBiden: 'If We Had Guns that Shot Chocolate,' People 'Safer' and 'Happier'http://t.co/dj7oHFH6ds

— John Gort (@JohnGort) May 14, 2013

He could be our next Pres->RT @JammieWF: Joe Biden: Wouldn’t It Be Great If We Had Guns That Shot Chocolate Bullets? http://t.co/PoVLNe3ifm

— Sheri Aden (@huskerdiva) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate food cop Michelle Obama would be even more against them than she already is! pic.twitter.com/ktBWsqcYAv @JoeBiden

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 14, 2013

Armor-piercing M&Ms? @michellemalkin @JoeBiden #IfGunsShotChocolate

— Doug كافر (@dthurston) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate Bloomberg would campaign to ban Chocolate bullets and high capacity LaffyTaffy magazines.

— E. Bowler (@carlgallo) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate, I'm sorry sir, we cannot sell you this rifle until you get on the treadmill, you pudgy bastard.

— Jeffrey Gregg (@IconJBG) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate I would create a gun that shot peanut butter and make some delicious crime scenes.

— Sir Guy of Gisbourne (@SirGuyGisbourne) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate The IRS would audit and release confidential info on Godiva, Hershey, Lindt, Nestle and Cadbury to ProPublica.

— Sir Guy of Gisbourne (@SirGuyGisbourne) May 14, 2013