Uh oh. Uncle Joe Biden is weighing in on gun safety again. And he didn’t just endorse chocolate bullets — he did it in writing.

It would make us all “safer” and “happier.” Because “people love chocolate.” Especially assault chocolate.

Scary thought of the day:

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Are you ready for #IfGunsShotChocolate?

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