Hey, look, it’s another “unexpectedly” crappy jobs report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. How bad is it?

That’s some recovery!

Like a record, baby!

Out: Recovery summer. In: Sequester spring!

Never mind that even if the sequester was to blame, it’s Obama’s sequester. Spin! Spin until you’re dizzy!

Sequester, eh?


The White House is blaming sequestration too.