Thanks to Sequesterpocalygeddon, Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s staffers are starving. Serious You Guys.’s Mike Flynn reports:

She, almost literally, suggested that her staff were on the brink of starvation, due to the cuts.

Speaking at a hearing of the House Legislative Branch Appropriations Subcommittee, Wasserman Schultz worried that prices of meals in House restaurants are getting so high that aides are being “priced out” of a good meal.

Just how much do these paupers earn?

Well, then let them eat … fancy-pants cafe fare?

Flynn reports that gourmet sandwiches run a whopping $5 at the carry-out cafe in the Cannon Office Building. And at the Longworth Building across the street, the situation is even more dire.

Things are getting pretty bad out there.


Won’t somebody think of the staffers?

Paging Joe Biden: For just the cost of a one-night Paris hotel stay