Conservative fraud Donald Trump took the stage at the so-called Conservative Political Action Conference Friday morning. Trump, who thinks Ashley Judd is “going to be a great candidate,” anticipated a “really big crowd” and urged CPAC attendees to line up at 7:00 a.m. for the 8:45 a.m. speech.

Make sure to get there early! The room will be … half full.

That “really big crowd” didn’t make very good use of the chairs.

Zzzzzzzzzz.

The Washington Examiner’s David Freddoso offered his impressions of the speech. Enjoy!

Honestly, we’re surprised the pitiful crowd was as large as it was.

Heh.

Video via the American Conservative Union’s YouTube channel: