How did “Morning Joe” lapdog Mika Brzezinski get so sweet? It wasn’t by poisoning her body with OMG! sugar!!!1!

Brzezinski is just beside herself over the news that a New York judge invalidated Nanny Bloomberg’s “arbitrary, capricious” ban on extra-large drinks laden with deadly assault sugar.

As Bloomberg said, “People are dying every day.”

So Mika is tapping Twitter’s renowned community of sugar experts to bolster her argument. If a soda ban can save just one child’s life …

Hey, Mika, you know what’s toxic? The Nanny State.

Want to learn more about the horrors of free choice and personal responsibility? Mika has just the book to get you started.

Oh, and did she mention she writes books?

Update:

Here’s video of Mika’s War on Assault Sugar.