President Obama let us know today that he’s not a dictator.

And he’s definitely no Jedi. That’s why it doesn’t work when he tries to do the “Jedi mind meld with GOP to try and convince them to do what’s right.” Well, that and the fact that Jedi mind melds aren’t a thing.

So who is he?


Actually, he’s a guy who says he often ponders how he can keep the GOP from vandalizing his forehead with a big ol’ set of horns.

Video here.

Says the demagogue who relishes demonizing his political opponents.

Boo hoo, victim in chief.

But did we all hear him correctly?

Clearly there’s only one solution. Back to the “Jedi mind meld” drawing board:

But until then: