José Canseco has been trolling for an invitation to the 2013 Tiger Beat Banquet, er, White House Correspondents Dinner since last year. He even offered Michelle Obama a hug in exchange for a ticket. Because who wouldn’t want to witness our esteemed media squeeing like Twi-hards and tossing their panties at celebrity crushes?

José is also dying for a chance to meet Dick Lugar.

So how could he possibly turn down the chance to be BuzzFeed’s celeb arm-candy?

Train wreck of trolls at Nerd Prom? #YesWeCanseco.

Here’s a preview of the dinner conversation:

Popcorn ready.