As Twitchy reported earlier, The Washington Post’s Suzi Parker utterly humiliated herself by reporting the “scoop” that Sarah Palin would be joining Al-Jazeera as a contributor. She called the news, which she snagged from satirical site The Daily Currant, “a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics and celebrity meet.”
But her humiliation isn’t over yet.
http://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/statuses/301358167445622784
Suzi Parker, meet Twitter:
http://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/statuses/301359609036296192
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/301347460180230145
@suziparker Curious; did you get your column at the WaPo at a yard sale?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 12, 2013
.@suziparker You wrote: "The Sarah Palin Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics & celebrity meet." Lemme fix that…
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013
.@suziparker The Suzi Parker Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome & 'journalism' meet.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013
Oh, and Suzi, say hello to your new pal Drudge.
http://twitter.com/seanagnew/statuses/301362177493839874
WASHPOST erroneously reports Palin joining Al Jazeera… http://t.co/1cw4n4aa
— NEWS MAKER (@NEWS_MAKER) February 12, 2013
Not sure this is how @suziparker planned on getting her first 15 minutes….#suziparkerscoops
— CTmommy⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@ctmommy) February 12, 2013
What other brilliant #SuziParkerScoops can we expect from Suzi as her Palin Derangement Syndrome progresses?
Hi @suziparker. You will love #suziparkerscoops. We did your dirty #shirty work for ya. 🙂
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013
The Twitterverse has a few ideas.
#suziparkerscoops Her real name is Sarah Paling, but you know how she always drops her G's.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) February 12, 2013
#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin named as new X Factor judge! @suziparker
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013
#suziparkerscoops Palin to take the place of Tina Fey in "Mean Girls: the sequel".
— Queen of England (@QueenLizzyII) February 12, 2013
#suziparkerscoops Currant TV was sold to Al Jazeera!
— jon gabriel (@exjon) February 12, 2013
#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin opens new clothing store for the female hunter: Cariboutique.
— Razor (@hale_razor) February 12, 2013
#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin taking speech lessons to get rid of her tendency to say "betcha."
— RBe (@RBPundit) February 12, 2013
http://twitter.com/redsteeze/statuses/301361618435076096
#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin spotted in intimate embrace with Obama in Hawaii
— Jo Elmore (@osumom311) February 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/hughmongo2009/status/301364022123585537
#suziparkerscoops Palin to lead team to capture Christopher Dorner in Mexico @suziparker @michellemalkin
— Mark Schulze (@Redleg1_101) February 12, 2013
#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin kidnapped the Lindbergh baby!!1!!1!
— Marie Arf – China lies, don't trust their numbers (@schwingcat) February 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/BradThor/status/301366415347298304
Sarah Palin shot the last specimen of the Sasquatch species from a helicopter in N Minnesota. #suziparkerscoops
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) February 12, 2013
#suziparkerscoops ANDREW SULLIVAN IS TRIG'S FATHER!!1!
— jon gabriel (@exjon) February 12, 2013
Keep ’em coming, Twitter! Suzi can’t do it without you!
Update:
Parker has yet to respond publicly on Twitter, but rest assured, she’s reading your tweets!
And… @SuziParker is reading her tweets. I know this because she just blocked me.
— RBe (@RBPundit) February 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/statuses/301364018701037569
For you, Suzi. We trended a hashtag just for you.
Hi @suziparker. It's just us non-journos & friends of Palin. We trended #suziparkerscoops for you. You're welcome! pic.twitter.com/szCiUG7R
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013
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