House Dems are holding a retreat in Lansdowne, Va., today, and President Obama showed up to promote his agenda … er … promote Nancy Pelosi’s unparalleled ability to make pretty grandchildren.

If a Republican said that about a female politician? Cue the feminist OUTrage. But it’s President Lady Parts, so meh. Nothing to see here.

In addition to focusing on Pelosi’s skill at beautifying the gene pool, Obama mentioned she’s got a great shot at becoming Speaker Pelosi again. And soon.

Comedy gold.