Actually, Biden says he‚Äôs a teetotaler. But an unnamed Dem told Politico Uncle Joe is ‚Äúintoxicated by the idea‚ÄĚ of a 2016 presidential run.
This would explain so much. So. Much.
‚ÄĒ Ben Howe (@BenHowe) January 23, 2013
Just how ‚Äúintoxicated‚ÄĚ is he? Politico reports, ‚ÄúObama aides at times had to actively steer Biden to places where he was needed ‚ÄĒ like Pennsylvania ‚ÄĒ because he kept asking to be deployed to Iowa, New Hampshire and other early states.‚ÄĚ
Not news: Biden is easily distracted and stumbles through the day like he‚Äôs completely faced. Kinda sorta news: He‚Äôs high on presidential aspirations.
‚ÄĒ Courtney (@cewise84) January 23, 2013
When Biden giggled inappropriately during the October VP debate with a creeptastic smile plastered on his face, many viewers, including Fox News‚Äô Sean Hannity, joked that he was hitting the bottle. Media Matters and other Dem shills freaked out on Fox for booze jokes about a guy who doesn‚Äôt drink because of his family‚Äôs history of alcoholism.
We‚Äôre¬†sure the Soros monkeys will go after Politico any minute now. Any. Minute.