And by “people,” we mean Twitter accounts that may or may not be Manti Te’o’s sock puppets.

Good news, Manti! As it turns out, a phony dead girlfriend scandal might not hurt your chances at love. There are already offers on the table. No guarantees that they’re real, but that’s cool with you, right?

That’s what they all say.

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