Remember back in 2008 when Obama’s most lauded qualification for the presidency was his “first-class temperament”? Well, as the light-worker never hesitates to remind everyone, he won. Twice. And now there’s no need to keep up that whole temperament charade.

The prickly schoolmarm interrupted his oh-so-laser-like focus on the fiscal cliff to shush people during his Friday evening statement.

Uh oh. Someone’s about to spend afternoons in detention!

So, who was the target of the presidential “STFU,” complete with signature death stare?

Are the lapdogs on their way to the doghouse?

White House reporters insist it was those other guys — the ones working the cameras.

But per the White House, it never happened at all.

Darn YouTube videos!