Squeeeeee!  If this isn’t the chance of a lifetime, we don’t know what is!

Obama’s 2012 campaign co-chair Eva Longoria is pimping a contest to win a tweet sent by her very own hands. It’s such a shame she doesn’t think very highly of herself. And her generosity truly knows no bounds.

What will she tweet to the lucky winner? Perhaps a prison rape analogy? Or maybe she’ll try to create “dialogue” with a little bashing of conservative women and minorities. That’s kinda her thing.

A word of warning to contest entrants: Eva likes to delete her tweets. Easy come, easy go.