Does it irk you when people hashtag every tweet for no apparent reason? The parents of an adorable newborn girl have reportedly taken hashtagging to another truly unfortunate level that will result in decades of therapy bills.
https://twitter.com/i_AIM_Tyga/status/273066433519427584
While it doesn’t appear to be a confirmed story (and we hope it’s not true), The Daily Dot reports that Hashtag Jameson was welcomed to the world on Saturday night and “weyed” in at 8 pounds.
https://twitter.com/rebeccahoop/status/273480801256091648
I hope Hashtag Jameson gets a brother named Retweet
— Michael Roston (@michaelroston) November 26, 2012
Her mom, Look At Me Jameson, and dad, Attention Whore Jameson, must be so proud!
ugh…really u named ur baby hashtag?!? good lord u want attention…
— Casey Yandle III (@cyandle) November 27, 2012
No it can't be true – someone has called their baby "Hashtag" – are they seeking attention or being comitted #hashtag #shouldntbeallowed
— Heather Wright (@HeatherWSpeaker) November 27, 2012
There isn’t much that unites the Twitterverse, but this choice of names is something most Twitter users agree is a bad call.
https://twitter.com/samknight1/status/273143854989987840
A couple just named their newborn baby daughter Hashtag…
So, not only do her parents obviously hate her, but so does everyone on Twitter.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 27, 2012
Thought it couldn't get worse than the idiot who named his kid"McRib"? Meet the douche who named his kid "Hashtag" http://t.co/PrBIyGTu
— Mastermind (@Mastermind) November 27, 2012
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I smell therapy for "baby hashtag". http://t.co/2bMkCo4E #twittastrophe
— The Fireside Chat (@thefiresidechat) November 27, 2012
A long hard life awaits this poor child, and an inevitable acquittal after the beat down she eventually gives her mom. http://t.co/JCQeE2iK
— Doug In Texas (@DougHall20) November 27, 2012
#FAIL RT @dailydot There is now an actual living human baby named "Hashtag": http://t.co/bffS8mj7
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 27, 2012
https://twitter.com/coco_chatel/status/273470368952492032
We eagerly await the explanation for why Hashtag’s birth was announced on … Facebook.
Is it just me that thinks it’s odd that the ‘baby called hashtag’ thing is announced on facebook? http://t.co/8EHX3Hba
— Jon Bounds: Stay alert, join a union (@bounder) November 27, 2012
Do us a favor: If you hear about anyone naming a kid #TeamUterati, keep us in the dark. We really don’t want to know.
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