Hey, Lady Parts Brigade, think the government needs to supply your birth control? Try thinking with your lady smarts.

Paging all femme-a-gogues:

Naturally, the video is already being slammed as part of the mythical conservative War on Women.

Somehow — somehow! — we’ll have to console ourselves with the fact that the number of views on this video easily eclipsed the paltry number of vagina cheerleaders who showed up at Sandra Fluke’s rallies for Obama.