Actress Adrianne Curry is quite the special snowflake, isn’t she? A direct message from the president? She and Obama must be tight. Hey, Adrianne, was the DM signed “-bo”? Did you and POTUS totally make plans to hang with Jay and Bey?

Because you know, Adrianne, an awful lot of people are getting direct message spam from the president’s official account. It’s kinda like a participation ribbon for following @BarackObama.

But surely Curry doesn’t really think she was singled out by the president, does she?

Oh, my. She does.

Curry once tweeted that choosing between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama was “like choosing between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.” Evidently a “private message” from “Obama” was the only thing holding her back from taking a big ol’ bite out of that sandwich. Mmm, mmm, mmm.


Curry plays it off like she doesn’t think she’s that special, just pretty darn special.