The latest Gallup numbers were due out at 1 p.m. EDT today, but — gasp! — they’re late!
Oh noes! How will the poll-obsessed Twitterverse get through these dark, dark minutes?
Maybe Jenny has a better suggestion?
Oh, boy. A Rick Roll? Really. This must end.
Thankfully, Gallup has put an end to the increasingly painful time-killing tweets. Our long national nightmare is over!
Let’s never speak of this again.