Oh, for the love of everything ever! First Lady Michelle Obama appeared on “Live! with Kelly and Michael” this morning and answered the most unfortunate of questions: “For the president, do you prefer boxers or briefs?

Honestly, none of us wanted to know. Warning: this cannot be unseen.

Commando in chief? Oh dear. There really isn’t enough brain bleach in the world.

https://twitter.com/StanleyStinks/status/259337762476552195

https://twitter.com/MMFill/status/259335906631233537

Frankly, we already knew enough about President Obama’s fashion choices to last us a lifetime.