Boy George will “tumble 4 ya,” but don’t think he’s about to let you put a ring on it. That’s crazy conservative talk!

But it’s not because he agrees with Rupert Everett that gay marriage is “beyond tragic” and there’s nothing “worse than being brought up by two gay dads.”

Perhaps he didn’t get the memo that gay marriage (and gay divorce) are a “fabulous” boost to the economy?

Still, Boy George is willing to do his part by inspiring entrepreneurship.