Hope: NFL fans beg Obama to fix replacement ref fiasco, assure him he’ll win election

Posted at 8:49 am on September 25, 2012 by Jenn Taylor

There’s overwhelming bipartisan agreement that the NFL replacement refs “acted stupidly.” Shockingly, President Obama has yet to weigh in.

Still, some furious NFL fans are pinning their hope for change on everyone’s favorite uniter. Will the meddler in chief facilitate another beer, er, Gatorade summit? He’s not too into the 3:00 a.m. phone calls, but will he take this one?

Please, please let these people be joking about getting President Father Figure to heal the NFL’s wounds.

But could wading into the NFL controversy secure Obama the White House for four more years? Let’s see what the armchair political strategists have to say:

Quick, Romney. Beat him to the punch!