We couldn’t come up with a more perfect metaphor for progressives’ burning desire to have Big Daddy Government cater to their every whim. Or in this case, Big Mama Government.

It’s one thing for actress Patricia Arquette to want to Pow Wow Chow down with Elizabeth “Running Joke” Warren. After all, Fauxcahontas is known far and wide for her Native American culinary skills.

But tuck her in and give her soup? Really?

Twitchy will monitor this developing story and let readers know if authentic Cherokee lullabies about tax breaks for gay people are involved.