Alternate headline: President Obama still trying to prove he has Jay-Z on his iPod (with a little assist from besties Jay and Bey):

Flashback to 2008, when Obama dusted the dirt off his shoulder on the campaign trail.

All swag, no cattle. He’s got 99 problems, but evidently the Middle East ain’t one.


A Twitchy reader spots the American flag in the background.

Guess they weren’t ready to debut Obama’s new American flag quite yet.