This is an actual poll question, one that was commissioned and paid for by Yahoo! News and Esquire: Who would win in a fistfight, Romney or Obama?

58 percent chose Obama, 22 percent chose Romney and 20 percent of those surveyed said, “OMG hoard your Survival Seeds because SOCIETY IS DOOMED.”

No word on how many people would rather see Paul Ryan take on Joe Biden. Hop to it, pollsters!