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Cloudy with a chance of Eastwooding: Obama's DNC speech moved to smaller venue due to 'weather'

Can’t have President Empty Chair Eastwooding his way through a speech at “Panthers Stadium,” a venue that seats 73,000.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/statuses/243349372614610945

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Just yesterday campaign manager Jim Messina said the president’s Democratic National Convention speech would take place at Bank of America Stadium “rain or shine.”

https://twitter.com/jaycaruso/status/243357700262617088

But now Team Obama is citing “weather” as the reason for moving his speech to Time Warner Cable Arena, a venue that seats just 20,000.

If by “severe weather” you mean “severe embarrassment.”

Charlotte meteorologist Brad Panovich appears baffled by the weather excuse.

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But the Washington Examiner’s Byron York thinks weather fears might be legit.

Others? Not so much.

https://twitter.com/MattConnelly/status/243346052500037632

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Can the president really deliver a speech at Time Warner Cable Arena? Like Bank of America Stadium, it sounds so … corporate.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/statuses/243348638909231104

But wait … maybe Fauxcahontas can save the day by clearing up that pesky “weather” problem?

Dance, Lie-awatha! Dance!

Update:

The latest forecast from Brad Panovich cites flooding as the primary threat.

Odd. We thought the Obamessiah promised to slow the rising waters.

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