The surprise speaker at the Republican National Convention was big news this week as Internet sleuths tried to ferret out Clint Eastwood’s identity.

Leading from behind, the Dems are sure to have a mystery speaker or two up their sleeves for next week’s convention. And since conservatives are such generous givers, they decided to steer the DNC planning committee toward people who truly represent the Democratic Party.

How ’bout a hologram appearance or two?

Perhaps the governor of the 51st state?

It might be last minute, but what about a surprise panel featuring the Dems’ imaginary friends?

Or maybe, just maybe, the Demisogynists will fully embrace their true colors publicly. Which one of these speakers should introduce Bill Clinton?