The surprise speaker at the Republican National Convention was big news this week as Internet sleuths tried to ferret out Clint Eastwood’s identity.
Leading from behind, the Dems are sure to have a mystery speaker or two up their sleeves for next week’s convention. And since conservatives are such generous givers, they decided to steer the DNC planning committee toward people who truly represent the Democratic Party.
How ’bout a hologram appearance or two?
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) August 31, 2012
Hologram Margaret Sanger #DNCSurpriseSpeakers
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) August 31, 2012
#DNCSurpriseSpeakers Hologram Che Guevara
— Christy (@desertgardens) August 31, 2012
Perhaps the governor of the 51st state?
#DNCSurpriseSpeakers the Gov. Of OIHO
— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) August 31, 2012
It might be last minute, but what about a surprise panel featuring the Dems’ imaginary friends?
#DNCSurpriseSpeakers Obama's composite girlfriend.
— Ed Baker (@EdBaker3000) August 31, 2012
— Brian Griffiths (@BrianGriffiths) August 31, 2012
#DNCSurpriseSpeakers Harry Reid's imaginary friend
— Angie Mancuso (@AngieMancuso) August 31, 2012
Or maybe, just maybe, the Demisogynists will fully embrace their true colors publicly. Which one of these speakers should introduce Bill Clinton?
— Is Mise Moira ☘ ن (@Moira1987) August 31, 2012
#DNCSurpriseSpeakers Chris Brown , because he treats women really well
— Marc T Grove (@mtgrove) August 31, 2012
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 31, 2012